George's list of new rules

For anyone who attended my festivities Saturday night... this was too funny not to share:

After Saturday's eighth floor celebration, Meredith has received these amendments to the rules of her lease:

1. No matter who screws with the makeshift drapes, George and Bill will ALWAYS be blamed and required to put them back up.
2. Whenever illegal substances are being smoked, 2 people must IMMEDIATELY leave with little warning and no reason.
3. All males must wear a minimum of 2 shirts.
4. The heat must be kept at the highest possible point, as long as the Peeps don't melt.
5. Brian is required to get George a beer whenever his is empty.
6. Brian may not make any sideways comments such as "Hey Bill, your teeth look good, but why the hell are they so black?!?" or " Wow, Meredith this is a great place, is ANYTHING yours?!?!"
7. No one may spit out the window at the cars passing on the road.
8. No urinating in the hallways (with or without an Irish accent)