What can I say about Tara Reid

This morning, cynima told me that there was something ridiculous in this morning's entertainment news that she wanted to talk about in her LJ, but she couldn't think of what it was. Later this afternoon, during a discussion of reality-TV engagements (hard at work, we is) I recalled a bit of entertainment news worth griping about, because it is possibly the MOST annoying thing I have heard in awhile. Tara Reid has declared on the Ellen Degeneres show that if Ellen can find her a fiance, she will get married on the show. This has set off a contest to find this vapid blonde bimbo a boyfriend. Now the Today show is jumping on the bandwagon. AD has said I should cover this topic in my journal because of my particular loathing of Tara Reid, a feeling I know many women share (word to gargoyl), matched only by my loathing of Jennifer Love Hewitt (don't even get me started on Carson Daly).

But really, what could I possibly say? That when finding Tara Reid love has become the priority, the rest of us might as well jump into the sea? Don't say to me, "You're just jealous because she's pretty," because a) I don't think she is and b) lots of people are pretty and I don't hate them. Maybe I just hate ho-bags who get paid to be and encouraged to be ho-bags. Maybe I hate overrated actresses. Maybe I hate blondes. :-P I just do not find it entertaining in the least that she has asked the public to find her a husband. I would like to lock Tara Reid in a trunk and toss her into the Mariana Trench. I don't think I should have to explain why.