Watching Willy Wonka

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing!
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes the dangers keep on growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

Perfect pitch!

Okay maybe he's not a perfect pitcher...as displayed by his poor performance against Baltimore tonight (7 runs in 3 innings before getting the boot! Bronson, don't you know I'm watching specially for you?). But according to one of the announcers, my boyfriend Bronson Arroyo can play any song on the guitar if he's heard it. He has perfect pitch! And he's releasing a rock album, listen to this:

(MTV) Wiry Boston Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo, known for his four-seamer and awkward cornrows, is releasing a rock record. Much like rival New York Yankee Bernie Williams, Arroyo will release a guitar-driven album called Covering the Bases — and featuring covers of Pearl Jam's "Black," Stone Temple Pilots' "Plush" and the Foo Fighters' "Everlong"...

Bronson singing "Everlong." Where can I buy this CD???????!!