Last night on 24...

Think what you will, but rubber bullets can kill.
The President almost cried.
Kate looked confused and upset and said "Jack?"
and Tony found out Michelle lied.

Miguel got stumped and Kim got dumped.
Bauer fingerfucked a torso.
My friend bettebauer can say that he's hot
but I think this time Tony was more so.


I hope you enjoyed my 24 nursery rhymes.

Next week: Tony/Michelle lip action! NEKKID BAUER!