MD's Bad Idea booty call challenge

[nycmermaid]

Remind MD of all the reasons why she should NOT go out of her way to contact Joey for possibly the Worst Idea Booty Call ever to happen on American soil!

OR

Help her harness her inner slut!


Ready, set, ho! (Or, ready, set NO!)

I refuse to use the creepy "horny" icon.

Comments

[chisaiboo.livejournal.com]

ready, set, no.

he is a male chauvinist ass who is full of himself FOR NO REASON. EW. he doesn't deserve you!

AND he has a wicked case of herpes. I rest my case. ;)

[webmd.livejournal.com]

Hey, that was *one* cold sore... but yeah, eew.

[chisaiboo.livejournal.com]

actually, he had a whole conversation with me in the kitchen about his herpes flare-ups!!!!

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[webmd.livejournal.com]

If you're serious about him having actual herpes, then the contest ends right there!

[chisaiboo.livejournal.com]

well I never actually looked IN HIS PANTS (my stars!!), but frequent flare-ups on the mouth can, um, be passed elsewhere when one is coming or going and you don't even know it until it's too late.

Alls I gotta say to THAT is

[gargoyl.livejournal.com]

squick!

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[webmd.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, have you see the AOL bus ads that read "ITSQUICK"?

If I were the copy editor for those, I woulda said something!

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[cynima.livejournal.com]

I agree.

RETREAT! RETREAT!!! LARMEN!!!

STOP RIGHT THERE...DAH DAH DAH!!!

[jaycast.livejournal.com]

No matter how much you may think it would feel great "in the moment", you're gonna be hurtin soon after (and from what I can see from prior comments, hurtin for a long time after). If your inner slut is truly unable to be harnessed, find yourself someone from your past who is wishy-washy about being clear with what they want...someone who you could leave after the deed is done without reprecussion (mental or, ewww, physical), and shack up with him. I mean, it worked for other people we both know;) (I'M SO wanting to say names, but I will keep my tacit oath of anonnymity).

That's my two cents...man, do any other guys post on here? I feel like Moses in Harlem.

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[webmd.livejournal.com]

Um, now I REALLY want to know what the heck you're talking about. :-)

Nice to see you Jason! Don't worry, you're not the only guy who ever posts in my journal, roybatty and osito71 pop in occasionally too.

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[jaycast.livejournal.com]

Ok, the only name I will mention, for the sake of not publically outing the other person and my own balls, will be Max. That's it. Any more and I could lose something(s) very dear to me;) (of course, I could be totally paranoid about the whole thing...but, better safe than sorry).

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[webmd.livejournal.com]

HA HA! Actually, Joey *is* my Max. Only, apparently, with herpes. :-b

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[jaycast.livejournal.com]

Well, there goes that idea. As if herpes wasn't enough of a deterent (that's a gift that gives a greater return than a BJs membership), if this classy character is as self-absorbed as everyone states, how could the benifit a booty call even come REMOTELY close to outweighing the sheer disgust of a personality of that nature COMBINED with a VD with shingles?? MD, you're better than that...and hot to boot. So kick that sore-generating boy out of your mind...go get a clean, hot boy with no ambition to slag. I guarantee you'll wake up refreshed, relaxed, and not caring what his name really was;)

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[webmd.livejournal.com]

I know, I know, what everyone says is true, he's conceited and fake and probably a liar to boot... but we did have raging chemistry and unfortunately that doesn't happen to me very often. What started all this is that gargoyl ran into him on the street last week, and I had just been thinking about him too, which resulted in this cascade of nonsensical emotion. But if I'm going to have bad idea sex, it should at least be with a guy who I don't already *know* is so awful.

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[jaycast.livejournal.com]

Well, of course I'm not serious, hun ;). You and cynima should know I wouldn't think that. You should AT LEAST remember his name;) I mean, how careless can a person be??

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[jaycast.livejournal.com]

By the way, I SUCK at these LJ tags. :(

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[cynima.livejournal.com]

Excusez moi, but I know when people are talking or writing about me even without mentioning names. And lucky for you, jaycast, I am feeling very benevolent lately, due to my being completely over Max (seriously--I'm utterly disgusted with him and I'm done. Not kidding.) Being kissed by a hot rock god can do that for a person. And in my defense, let me say that at least Max doesn't have herpes! And yes, Max is plenty arrogant and cocky, but he wasn't quite as obnoxious as I've been told Joey was/is.

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[webmd.livejournal.com]

"Hot rock god"... LOL... I love you cynima....

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[cynima.livejournal.com]

Awww, now I'm blushing.

[em-kraz.livejournal.com]

joe-wee??? eewwww.
that is just a bad idea. he's so stuck on himself it makes me sick! bad MD!!! you deserve sooooooooo much better. even for a booty call.